Tim says: i think America’s new mascot should be an eagle with giant octopus tentacles for talons and a lobotomy scar on its head
James says: you should pitch that idea to congress they’re always on the lookout for people who want to tell them what’s wrong with the country
Tim says: and britian could be a smaller, older version of that monster, kept inside a cage, tied around the american monster like a locket
James says: or a lucky charm!
James says: isn’t it amazing that Britain used to own 2/3 of the world’s land mass?
Tim says: 2/3 of the entire world?
James says: I think so
Tim says: just the known world, right?
James says: yeah, no underwater cities
Tim says: well, you never really had a hold of western america
James says: now look at us, our chief export is junior wizard adventures
Tim says: did you have any of south america?
James says: ALL of it
James says: (I don’t know)
James says: maybe it was 1/3 since we have never owned Russia or China
Tim says: well, canada is huge, but without south america, russia, and china, it’s hard to believe
James says: anyway my point is that on the grand scheme of things, whether I did or did not steal the underwear from my neighbours laundry line, is irrelevant
