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Tim — I do it best! says: haha this is great
Tim — I do it best! says: first, i’m going to turn off my tagline
Tim says: if you don’t read it carefully, i seem like a retard that yells “I do it best!” before every sentence

James says: I heard that’s what Russsel Crowe does when he shags

Tim says: with each thrust

James says: honestly- I heard he shouts “Go Russ! Go Russ!”

Tim says: that would only be weird if his name was Bill or something

James says: why, can’t he have a stage name?

Tim says: ah true

James says: you know, my girl’s old next door neighbour

Tim says: hmmm…i feel a lot of pressure to make every setence funny

James says: she was going out with this guy

James says: oh we’ll edit out the shit bits

Tim says: good. like this setence. and probably your next 12

James says: and he could only screw if he was listening to “Eye of the tiger”
James says: it’s like in Letterman though where they have to leave in the fuck ups so that you get the understand the one funny thing Paul says in the whole hour

Tim says: yeah
Tim says: the irony here is that i actually have to work right at this moment

Tim says: so you just fill the rest of today’s post up with gold

James says: I’ll get right on that