Tim says:
did i tell you about my dick?
Dan says:
no
Dan says:
why should you?
Tim says:
yeah, i’ve got a problem with it
Dan says:
seriously? ?what?
Tim says:
i had to go to the doctor
Tim says:
he said i had ’severe toobigism’
Dan says:
hmm. sounds serious
Tim says:
he said i was exceeding 3 inches
Tim says:
by almost half an inch
Dan says:
WOWWW!
Tim says:
he gave me some medicine to reduce my size
Tim says:
but i think it’s just vodka
Dan says:
haha
Tim says:
works though
Later that day…
James says:
did you hear about that guy who went to the doctor and asked him to have a look at his dick?
James says:
doctor says- “well it seems to be in good health, no obvious markings, rashes, or discharge. And a healthy size if you don’t mind me saying”
James says:
patient says “Yeah, It’s a beauty isn’t it? See you later.”
Tim says:
haha
