Tim says:
i like adult diapers. we should turn more infant stuff into adult stuff. like adult titties-that -are-the-size-of-your-head
James says:
mmm!
James says:
the fact that you can’t buy a giant tit full of beer is something I will never understand
Tim says:
haha
Tim says:
i think it’s a government plot to have people leave there houses. ever.
James says:
well they could station them in the break rooms of offices
James says:
that’s probably the reason why people join the army, it’s just all hushed up
James says:
when you were a kid, did you have those plastic barrels that you could lie in and get pushed down a hill?
Tim says:
haha no
James says:
hmm, did you have sand pits?
Tim says:
sand boxes?
James says:
well I’m guessing they’re the same
James says:
bouncy castles?
Tim says:
yeah
James says:
they would be great as an adult
Tim says:
i was in one a few years ago
Tim says:
I spilled my beer in it and then we couldn’t bounce in it anymore
James says:
that must have been a lot of beer if you couldn’t bounce any more
Tim says:
oh you could bounce, it’s just that you’d be covered with beer
James says:
like tits at hooters
James says:
I’ve never been to hooters, but I imagine that they just spray the girls’ tits in beer and then make them do jumping jacks right?
Tim says:
and then it’s poetry time, yeah
Tim says:
did i tell you one opened up right by my house?
James says:
is this just before you started peeing blood? Because that would make a lot of sense
Tim says:
yeah
Tim says:
but i’ve only gone there twice
James says:
didn’t pass the second interview huh?
Tim says:
zing~
