Humidity, a lack thereof.

Tim says:
man, i’ve got this strange problem
James says:
strange like you’ve killed another hooker?
Tim says:
no, i said “strange” as in unusual
James says:
OK carry on
Tim says:
i’ve got a humidifier
James says:
wow that is weird
Tim says:
and every time i use it, i wake up with my lungs huring and feel like i have a full blown fever
James says:
tell me why I shouldn’t say “Then turn it off”
Tim says:
i dunno…i just think it’s strange
Tim says:
i need a humidifier. i guess i’ll have to buy a new one
James says:
who needs a humidifier?
Tim says:
my nose gets all dry
Tim says:
and my bogeys get all flakey
Tim says:
and i wake up and my eyelids feel like their glued to my eyes
James says:
maybe your humidifier is haunted
Tim says:
that’s without the humidifier
Tim says:
i used it for one year and it was great
James says:
you have to clean them out and things I think
Tim says:
i did
James says:
then maybe it’s haunted
Tim says:
well, it’s got one compartment for water, and another for the souls of the damned
James says:
which one did you clean out?