Tim says:
remember that 16 year old who liked you?
James says:
oh yeah her
James says:
she must be legal by now
Tim says:
that’s what i’m thinking
Tim says:
what’s her email?
James says:
christ, how long have you had that clock running down on your desktop?
Tim says:
hehe
James says:
I dunno, I’ve got loads of fucking ludicrously nicknamed girls on my list and have forgotten who all of them are
James says:
also I blocked her a while back
Tim says:
i remember that
Tim says:
all that time you could’ve been grooming her
James says:
she was fucking grooming me
Tim says:
damnit, go find her
James says:
aren’t there any other impressionable girls available?
Tim says:
i’m looking
James says:
I’m not having it on my conscience when they find her chopped up in a bin
Tim says:
oh, they’ll never find her (laughs macabrely)
James says:
oh OK then, it’s ilikecandy@hellokitty.co.kr
Tim says:
eggsellent
